HFDD MERCH

Frequently Asked Questions

  • If you wan’t to be cool, we can help. Rock the merch.

  • Get some merch. Put it on. Come to a show. Smile. Dance. Improve your trajectory.

  • We always have fun. No one has died.

  • Laser’s DM’s. All day long.

  • We make zero profit on the swag. We are paid in fist pumps that originate from sweaty clothing with our logo on it.

  • Fun. Exhausting. Exhilarating. Challenging…. and that’s in a band context. Imagine being married to us.

  • The one with the high fade.

  • Because Appetite for Destruction. Duh.

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